Workers' Unions Gifts

'So let me get this straight... we're going on strike in protest that our right to strike might be struck off.'

"We need a union!'

Time Out For Teddy

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

Wildcats Strike.

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

'Drop dead. Well that's good start to our negotiations.'

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

"Before we start our wages negotiation talks, the lads would like to congratulate the chairman on his 83% salary increase."

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

'I solved the union problem. I made everyone management!'

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'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

'I told you we should have unionized.'

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

"How come politicians don't earn mimimum wage. If anybody does minimum work, it's them."

I can outsource your job to someone who'll work longer hours for less money.

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?

The relationship between you and your employer is not one of equals....Being in a union fixes the imbalance!

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

"What should I say this is about?"

The struggle for a decent payment.

"But it will never get better if you picket"

Workers' Rights

"Can you even imagine where women would be without the trade union movement...."

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

'In other words, we want you to get paid like our union employees.'

'The union told me what we could do with our contract proposal.'