Union Participation Gifts

"It's times like this I wish we had a union."

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"We need a union!'

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

Time Out For Teddy

Jack in the box on strike.

'Our union contract keeps us from cutting salaries, but nothing prevents us from charging for parking.'

"Instead of raising the minimum wage, we should lower it to $4.00 an hour and create more jobs. Plus, low wages would encourage car pooling."

Congratulations Strike Over!

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

When mediation failed, they tried meditation.

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

"I found the perfect job! You don't do any work, stay at home, make funny videos, and you get full salary and benefits!!"

Labor Day '19

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

Wildcats Strike.

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

'I solved the union problem. I made everyone management!'

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."