Union Representatives Gifts

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

'You're lucky kids don't have a union!'

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

It's a dogs life

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

"First the good news - one of us hasn't been made redundant."

Time Out For Teddy

'Our union contract keeps us from cutting salaries, but nothing prevents us from charging for parking.'

Congratulations Strike Over!

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"Instead of raising the minimum wage, we should lower it to $4.00 an hour and create more jobs. Plus, low wages would encourage car pooling."

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

When mediation failed, they tried meditation.

"Of course I believe in unions - Where do you think we doctors would be without the A.M.A.?"

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

"I found the perfect job! You don't do any work, stay at home, make funny videos, and you get full salary and benefits!!"

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

Goodenow & Bettman: We have a deal Bob! But do we have any fans left?

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

Labor Day '19

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

A case of runaway forklift Doctor. Do we offer him any compensation?

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

'I solved the union problem. I made everyone management!'

'Here's a signed statement from Vince Cable saying we can get rid of underperforming employees more easily.'

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'