Union Representative Gifts

"It's not a bad place to work, aside from the totally oppressive confidentiality agreement they make us sign."

When mediation failed, they tried meditation.

"....and don't forget to ask for more overtime."

"Let's compromise, you forget about a pay rise and I'll forget about a pay cut."

'You don't need a union. I'll take care opf you.'

'I like them, sir, but the union are unhappy you've turned their list of grievances into origami.'

'We demand shorter hours.' - 'Right, your lunch hour comes down to forty minutes.'

'I think you're being overly pessimistic about how your grievance will turn out.'

'How come when the workers form a union, it's collective bargaining, but if we do it, it's a cartel?'

'Haven't you cracked that yet ?'

'The robots have gone on strike...'

"A tea-break every four hours, a rest-room with TV and air-conditioning throughout the meeting, otherwise no agreement."

'Now what? -- The Pharaoh says he's never heard of collective bargaining.'

"As a show of our commitment to your right to work, we're happy to offer you a contract that meets all your demands."

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Solidarity

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

'And this is Uncle Bob, who will be chairing all meetings between the Union and management.'

"All staff are equal...but some are more equal than others!"

'Your door may be always open, but your mind is always closed.'

Industrial action man holding sign: 'Living wage now!'

"We can agree on some of these proposals, but we draw the line when it comes to term limits for members of management."

'On reflection, maybe I shouldn't have threatened him with an unfair dismissal claim.'

"It has come to my attention gentlemen, that you have been doing the work of two men."

'When I used to harass non-union workers, they would just quit! Now, with the union, they file a grievance!'

Dyslexic Workers Union

Ten Reasons We're Against Unions!

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

' ... and finally, the union contract includes five minutes a day for you to smell the roses.'

'Until we joined the union we didn't have a leg to stand on!'

'We're introducing a LARGE new dental plan.'

Industrial action man.

'I'm from Teamsters' Local 972, Ma'am -- we have reports that you've been turning mice into coachmen.'

"All I said was we completely agree with all of your proposals."

The wages of sin is death! 'Boy, sinners must have a TERRIBLE union!'