Union Representative Gifts

"It's not a bad place to work, aside from the totally oppressive confidentiality agreement they make us sign."

"....and don't forget to ask for more overtime."

"Let's compromise, you forget about a pay rise and I'll forget about a pay cut."

When mediation failed, they tried meditation.

'You don't need a union. I'll take care opf you.'

'I like them, sir, but the union are unhappy you've turned their list of grievances into origami.'

'We demand shorter hours.' - 'Right, your lunch hour comes down to forty minutes.'

'The robots have gone on strike...'

'How come when the workers form a union, it's collective bargaining, but if we do it, it's a cartel?'

'Haven't you cracked that yet ?'

'I think you're being overly pessimistic about how your grievance will turn out.'

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

"A tea-break every four hours, a rest-room with TV and air-conditioning throughout the meeting, otherwise no agreement."

'Now what? -- The Pharaoh says he's never heard of collective bargaining.'

"As a show of our commitment to your right to work, we're happy to offer you a contract that meets all your demands."

Solidarity

Dyslexic Workers Union

"All staff are equal...but some are more equal than others!"

'When I used to harass non-union workers, they would just quit! Now, with the union, they file a grievance!'

"It has come to my attention gentlemen, that you have been doing the work of two men."

'Your door may be always open, but your mind is always closed.'

'And this is Uncle Bob, who will be chairing all meetings between the Union and management.'

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

"We can agree on some of these proposals, but we draw the line when it comes to term limits for members of management."

'On reflection, maybe I shouldn't have threatened him with an unfair dismissal claim.'

Industrial action man holding sign: 'Living wage now!'

' ... and finally, the union contract includes five minutes a day for you to smell the roses.'

The wages of sin is death! 'Boy, sinners must have a TERRIBLE union!'

Industrial action man.

'As 'essential workers' we ought to give them tents and maybe water twice a day.'

"All I said was we completely agree with all of your proposals."

Ten Reasons We're Against Unions!

'We're introducing a LARGE new dental plan.'

'I'm from Teamsters' Local 972, Ma'am -- we have reports that you've been turning mice into coachmen.'

'Until we joined the union we didn't have a leg to stand on!'