Union Members Gifts

Twinkies Are Dead

Unison plans strikes

'We can't hire you because of your pre-existing condition...union membership.'

"But it will never get better if you picket"

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"We need a union!'

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

Time Out For Teddy

Jack in the box on strike.

'Our union contract keeps us from cutting salaries, but nothing prevents us from charging for parking.'

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

Kiss

Congratulations Strike Over!

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"Instead of raising the minimum wage, we should lower it to $4.00 an hour and create more jobs. Plus, low wages would encourage car pooling."

When mediation failed, they tried meditation.

"Of course I believe in unions - Where do you think we doctors would be without the A.M.A.?"

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

Goodenow & Bettman: We have a deal Bob! But do we have any fans left?

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

Wildcats Strike.

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

Labor Day '19

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

"I found the perfect job! You don't do any work, stay at home, make funny videos, and you get full salary and benefits!!"

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"