Union Employee Mugs

'Your request for paid leave to the training conference has hit him hard.'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

Time Out For Teddy

'Our union contract keeps us from cutting salaries, but nothing prevents us from charging for parking.'

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Instead of raising the minimum wage, we should lower it to $4.00 an hour and create more jobs. Plus, low wages would encourage car pooling."

Congratulations Strike Over!

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

When mediation failed, they tried meditation.

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

Wildcats Strike.

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

"I found the perfect job! You don't do any work, stay at home, make funny videos, and you get full salary and benefits!!"

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

'Drop dead. Well that's good start to our negotiations.'

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

"Before we start our wages negotiation talks, the lads would like to congratulate the chairman on his 83% salary increase."

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

'I solved the union problem. I made everyone management!'

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

"Watch out for Donlan. He came back from Tokyo with a black belt in collective bargaining."

"Don't tell the employees, but management has acquired their union."

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.