Uni-cycling Gifts

Meal on Wheel

Touring Cyclist

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

People chasing a street performer to give money.

Multitasking executive dog

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Speed Bump Ahead.

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

'Oh course!'

Anthropomorphism Laboratory.

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

"Do we not come to this Redemption Center because we have refund value? Yes! But do not think you are worth but one nickel for that would be 'soft moralizing'."

'Single-use' - Word of the year 2018

'Oh heavens, this little hat makes me look ridiculous.'

Clown on a motorised unicycle.

Clown on unicycle on highwire.

High-Wire-Dip

No, Carl, I don't know of a cure for the hiccups.

'The company had a good quarter, so we've decided to give you that company vehicle you've been wanting.'

Puff's act had got to the stage where it was now necessary to outsource the fire breathing stuff.

The sooner you stop freaking out, the sooner I can take the pic.

"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"

San's old dog with old tricks.