Uni-cycling Pillows

Meal on Wheel

Touring Cyclist

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

People chasing a street performer to give money.

Multitasking executive dog

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

'Oh course!'

Anthropomorphism Laboratory.

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

'Single-use' - Word of the year 2018

'Oh heavens, this little hat makes me look ridiculous.'

Clown on a motorised unicycle.

Clown unicycle parked at school: 'When class clowns ride to school'

'The company had a good quarter, so we've decided to give you that company vehicle you've been wanting.'

High-Wire-Dip

Puff's act had got to the stage where it was now necessary to outsource the fire breathing stuff.

'That is the bike lane...'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"