Unexpected Charge Wrestler Gifts

"The phrase 'expect the unexpected' must have originated with someone trying to decipher their cell phone bill."

'Now that I have your attention...'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Future Wrestler

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"Ted doesn't test well."

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

"No, this is the department for obfuscation, hindrance, confusion and prevarication...you want the department for sophistry, incomprehension, fudging and evasiveness!!"

Snowman in the Freezer.

'They must be trash fish!'

'This wine speaks for itself.' 'Howdy!'

Monk Parrot.

Can You Dance?

Shark Bomb

'One slice of toast and a bottle of ketchup, please.'

Fisherman finds golf kit

"Dearly beloved, weighing in at one hundred and fifty pounds!"

"Don't be long, Dear, you don't want to miss Celebrity Hari Kari on TV."

'Goliath, there's money to be made if you take a dive.'

"I thought you were supposed to be user-friendly!"

'Cheer up Mom...They say dead is the new 80.'

Big Surprise (vending machine)

"The video of you giving that big bloke a piece of your mind has gone viral!"

A professional wrestlers prepares to

Professional wrestlers rarely go anywhere without a lawyer.

Catching a Boot

"Don't worry sir, it's your choice, but...."

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of random kindness, organized our student files.'

"This is astounding, Al. You never struck me as a jaiku kind of a guy."