Underestimated Fish Gifts

'Ha! How stupid do they think we are? Like we're really gonna bite a hook to get a measly worm so that we can be reeled up. Pretty pathetic, isn't it, Bill.....Bill?'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Chicken soup for the sole.

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

Cat eats date.

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

'It was this big. I swear'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"Look! A sushi bar!"

clown fish

Topical fish have a need to keep up with current events,

Another hot flash?

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

"Is really wet, here!"

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

How do fish get to work?

"I'm beginning to see signs of the recovery everywhere."

'My husband always loves your Poisson distribution - it's something to do with being a mathematician.'

"I had a nightmare and dried the bed."

'Well, Mr. 'Let's get him a fish they're no trouble at all,' you're on.'

'Tropical Fish', and 'Topical Fish'.

"Just give him the fish already."

'Determined little guy.'

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

"Woof." "I'm going to have to see some identification."

Recombinant DNA Lab.

"Your brochure led me to believe it'd have a more temperate climate."

'People for the Ethical Treatment of Fish'

'Anything else besides shortness of breath?'

'Well I can assure you sir, the fish was fresh when the menu was printed last tuesday.'

'You can tell me anything, Mrs. Rojak. I'd never violate the sacred fish store-customer relationship.'