Fish Illusionist Gifts

Man sees large fish shape on sonar, made up by a shoal of small fish.

Fish talking about fisherman

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

The Hudson River School of Art.

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

"Any luck"

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

Alien Magician

'Well, sorry, but I can't see anything exciting happening anytime soon...'

"Can you work a little magic with these figures? In fact, can you make them disappear?"

'Oh, I would say it was at least twice that size, and it had fangs and horns too...'

Revenge of the Fish

Fish Escape.

Health food disguised as junk foodjunk food disguised as health food.

Dobbson's False Doorway Company A man has walked into an actual painted Trompe l'oeil False Doorway and has got knocked out .

"Things hadn't been the same for Binky since the goldfish hired a piranha bodyguard."

'The fishermen are taking a photo of him: Typical Bill, he's making a face...'

"And that's why there aren't any fish comedians."

"No more home swaps on the internet."

Fisherman telling wife and then cat how big the fish was

'Judging from this loan application, you must have gotten an A in creative writing.'

'Dewey! You getting any strikes?'

Fred's last lie.

'Stories? I have a few.'

'If you really must know why you're here, it's because you told one-too-many lies about the size of those fish you caught.'

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

'Water looks shallow.'

A fisherman rides the subway back with his catch.

'Boss, I'm still out here trying to land some customers. See you back at the office.'

When The Magic Has Gone.

"I can't go home until it's defrosted!"