Fish Story Exaggerator Gifts

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Fish talking about fisherman

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Always a bigger fish.

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

'It was this big. I swear'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

'...the really big ones can be found.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Fishing Contest

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

The truth about Vincent Van Gogh's ear...the fish were really biting, & he ran out of bait!'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

Fish Story

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

Making Things Pleasant.

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

"... And that one I tickled to death."

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.

'It's going to be hard to top that one.'

'It also makes a great hat rack.'