Fish Tale Exaggerator Gifts

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Fish talking about fisherman

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Always a bigger fish.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'It was this big. I swear'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'...the really big ones can be found.'

Fishing Contest

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

The truth about Vincent Van Gogh's ear...the fish were really biting, & he ran out of bait!'

There was something fishy about this jump,

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

Fish Story

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Making Things Pleasant.

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

"He's allergic to pond water."

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

"... And that one I tickled to death."

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'