Fish Story Skeptic Gifts

'Ed isn't the sort to bore you with big fish stories.'

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Fish talking about fisherman

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Always a bigger fish.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Fishing Contest

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

The truth about Vincent Van Gogh's ear...the fish were really biting, & he ran out of bait!'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

Making Things Pleasant.

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

Fish Story

Father imagining son with fish

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

"... And that one I tickled to death."

Ok, who told him to stick his tongue on the iceberg?

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.

Something Like Sport.

'It's going to be hard to top that one.'