Water Illusionist Gifts

'Water looks shallow.'

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

'It's Blurred.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

A man with notches in his nose for his glasses.

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

Book and magician

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

Grab your helmet, Jenkins – Coach just called the trick play.

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

It shows off your astigmatism very nicely.

The dream works when the team works!

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

"Excuse me....water!!"

Alien Magician

Painting leaves onto a window.

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

'Wow, now there's a talented mime artist; he really looks like he's falling.'

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

'Ooh, look at Ned. He must be practicing for some sort of shadow puppet competition.'

Carrying a shadow.

The unexpected end of the journey.

Dobbson's False Doorway Company A man has walked into an actual painted Trompe l'oeil False Doorway and has got knocked out .

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

Don't Push: Electrical Shock.

A TV with a tap has a person drowning on the screen.

"I got tired of licking."

"He just realized that Ken Burns will never make a ten-part series on any aspect of his life."

Running Water

"Do you need prescription eye holes? Or just eye holes?"