Underestimated Fish T-Shirts

'Ha! How stupid do they think we are? Like we're really gonna bite a hook to get a measly worm so that we can be reeled up. Pretty pathetic, isn't it, Bill.....Bill?'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

Cat eats date.

'It was this big. I swear'

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Look! A sushi bar!"

Topical fish have a need to keep up with current events,

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

How do fish get to work?

"Is really wet, here!"

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"I'm beginning to see signs of the recovery everywhere."

'My husband always loves your Poisson distribution - it's something to do with being a mathematician.'

'Determined little guy.'

'Tropical Fish', and 'Topical Fish'.

'Well, Mr. 'Let's get him a fish they're no trouble at all,' you're on.'

"Woof." "I'm going to have to see some identification."

"I had a nightmare and dried the bed."

"Just give him the fish already."

'People for the Ethical Treatment of Fish'

Recombinant DNA Lab.

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

'Anything else besides shortness of breath?'

'Well I can assure you sir, the fish was fresh when the menu was printed last tuesday.'

'You can tell me anything, Mrs. Rojak. I'd never violate the sacred fish store-customer relationship.'

"Any luck"