Fishers Of Exaggeration T-Shirts

'It was this big. I swear'

Fishing Tales

Flyfishing for dummies.

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Alarmistclock

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

'...and that's the one that got away!'

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

National Hyperbole Society: Inspirational & Outstanding

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

"Come check this out, Doris! I think our mouse trap finally caught a mouse!"

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

He wouldn't be up there is he had just kept his mouth shut.

“At what point does it stop being just moths, and start being Pestilence?”

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

"Don't be so dramatic, you've only got a cold!"

Worm eats the fish.

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

"Okay. It's a balloon. Get over it."

The Incomplete Angler

'This is what I've been waiting for-a bunch of fishermen telling fish stories.'

'Oh, I would say it was at least twice that size, and it had fangs and horns too...'

Fishing Stories

"When Dennis gets a cold everyone has to know about it"

'You were featured on Rogue Traders'

"Hard work, determination, success!"

'I can tell this fish story just fine by myself, man's best friend.'

Fishing.

"I said it was INSPIRED by a true story."

"It strikes me you're making a deal more fuss over this than it calls for, Dan'l."