Fishers Of Exaggeration Pillows

'It was this big. I swear'

Fishing Tales

Flyfishing for dummies.

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

Alarmistclock

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

'...and that's the one that got away!'

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

National Hyperbole Society: Inspirational & Outstanding

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

"Don't be so dramatic, you've only got a cold!"

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

“At what point does it stop being just moths, and start being Pestilence?”

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

Worm eats the fish.

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

"Okay. It's a balloon. Get over it."

The Incomplete Angler

'This is what I've been waiting for-a bunch of fishermen telling fish stories.'

'Oh, I would say it was at least twice that size, and it had fangs and horns too...'

Fishing Stories

"When Dennis gets a cold everyone has to know about it"

'You were featured on Rogue Traders'

"Hard work, determination, success!"

Fishing.

"I said it was INSPIRED by a true story."

"It strikes me you're making a deal more fuss over this than it calls for, Dan'l."

Keeper ready to save fishing man from the water

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."