Exaggeration Experts T-Shirts

'This is what I've been waiting for-a bunch of fishermen telling fish stories.'

Fishing Tales

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

Alarmistclock

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Early accounting scandals.

'It was this big. I swear'

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

An exaggeration of estate agents

'...and that's the one that got away!'

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

National Hyperbole Society: Inspirational & Outstanding

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

'You're an estate agent aren't you?'

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

Fish Story

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

"Don't be so dramatic, you've only got a cold!"

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

“At what point does it stop being just moths, and start being Pestilence?”

'Has there ever been such a sickly group of rugged individualists.'

"Okay. It's a balloon. Get over it."

'Oh, I would say it was at least twice that size, and it had fangs and horns too...'

'Yes, I did suggest you enlarge that photo of you and your car. However...'

Fishing Stories

'You were featured on Rogue Traders'

Man thinking it's safer driving a tank

"Hard work, determination, success!"

"When Dennis gets a cold everyone has to know about it"