Ultrasound Technicians Gifts

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

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'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

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'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Man and Machine snoozing

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

'I think you'll get a kick out of our 'haunted' MRI, Mrs. Hanratty.'

"Congratulations! It's centuplets!"

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

NYC Department of Sanitation

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

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