Ultrasonographers Gifts

'Would you like your ultrasound photos standard, high definition, 3-D, or 4K ultra HD?'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

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"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Tinnitus?"

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

Smartphone Sonogram

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

"Congratulations! It's centuplets!"

'They want your underwear.'

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

'That's his foot, that's his heart, that's a lego you swallowed at some point... weirdo.'

Baby Footballer

"So, Mrs. Fessler, I understand you're a stand-up comic."

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

'Don't worry they normally look like little humas during the early scans.'