Ultrasonographer Gifts

'The sonogram shows that you are carrying twins. I think they're going to get along very well. They seem to be hugging.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

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"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Tinnitus?"

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

Smartphone Sonogram

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

"Congratulations! It's centuplets!"

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

Baby Footballer

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

'Don't worry they normally look like little humas during the early scans.'

'I think I'm going deaf - I can't hear the horse whisperer.'