Ultrasound Explorer Gifts

Surprise

Marimba

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Turn, turn and turn.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

Saxophone Player.

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

Baby Playing Violin

Timpani.

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

"Tinnitus?"

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

Computer Music

Dancing woman

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

Snake with headphones.

The Gong

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

Children playing percussion instruments.

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

Nano technology.

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

Manopause: The time when a man has more hair growing out of his nose and ears than he does his head.

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

The Invention of Bagpipes

"I call it 'You kids turn down that so-called music. I can't even hear myself scream.'"

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

She Had Enough To Drink.