Ultrasound Explorer Pillows

Surprise

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Marimba

Turn, turn and turn.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

Saxophone Player.

Baby Playing Violin

Timpani.

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

"Tinnitus?"

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

Computer Music

Dancing woman

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

The Gong

Snake with headphones.

Children playing percussion instruments.

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

Manopause: The time when a man has more hair growing out of his nose and ears than he does his head.

Nano technology.

Cowpunk

The Invention of Bagpipes

"The good news is your back surgery has healed perfectly. However, it looks like you may have to go back for a second exorcism!"

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'