Sonogram Explorer Pillows

'Is ther something you'd like to tell me, Rachel?'

Marimba

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Saxophone Player.

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

"Tinnitus?"

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Smartphone Sonogram

Computer Music

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

Snake with headphones.

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

The Invention of Bagpipes

"The ultrasound showed it wasn't a pearl, but I am pregnant."

"Please note nurse: healthy baby, next appointment in two weeks..."

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."

Gramophone Headphone

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

"@BabyEthan just endorsed you for the skill: Obstetric Sonography."

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