Sonogram Explorer Gifts

'Is ther something you'd like to tell me, Rachel?'

Marimba

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Saxophone Player.

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

"Tinnitus?"

Smartphone Sonogram

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Computer Music

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

Snake with headphones.

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

"The ultrasound showed it wasn't a pearl, but I am pregnant."

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

"I call it 'You kids turn down that so-called music. I can't even hear myself scream.'"

"Please note nurse: healthy baby, next appointment in two weeks..."

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

The Invention of Bagpipes

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

Gramophone Headphone

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

Rolls Music Store: Grand Piano $6500, Okay Pianos $1500.

Surprise