Sonic Explorer Gifts

"The music was so loud I couldn't hear myself talk."

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

"Tinnitus?"

Marimba

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Saxophone Player.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Solar Panel

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Musical Web

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Go ahead and dissect me

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

"Pride, Covetousness, Lust, Anger, Gluttony, Envy..."

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

Computer Music

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

"Ding" "Dong"

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

The Hybrid

What your guitar says about you.

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

The Electric Car

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Musician's Fishing Trip

Astronomers using giant telescope to light fires.

'...Or not.'

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'