Sonographer Gifts

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

"@BabyEthan just endorsed you for the skill: Obstetric Sonography."

"The ultrasound showed it wasn't a pearl, but I am pregnant."

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

Smartphone Sonogram

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

"Please note nurse: healthy baby, next appointment in two weeks..."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Marimba

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Cut!

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Jazz is Invented

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

Canadian film production

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Saxophone Player.

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes