Sonographer Gifts

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

"@BabyEthan just endorsed you for the skill: Obstetric Sonography."

"The ultrasound showed it wasn't a pearl, but I am pregnant."

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

Smartphone Sonogram

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

"Please note nurse: healthy baby, next appointment in two weeks..."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Marimba

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

Jazz is Invented

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

Canadian film production

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Saxophone Player.

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

'What luck! A sound technician.'