Ultrasound Gifts

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

"So, Mrs. Fessler, I understand you're a stand-up comic."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

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'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

Music downloads

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Check out this new store."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

Smartphone Sonogram

"The subwoofers really help."

Things that go beep in the night.

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

"Congratulations! It's centuplets!"

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Baby Footballer

Band Practice

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'