Ultrasound Pillows

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

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'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

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'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Check out this new store."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"The subwoofers really help."

Smartphone Sonogram

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

"Congratulations! It's centuplets!"

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

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'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Baby Footballer

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

Band Practice

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

'Don't worry they normally look like little humas during the early scans.'