Ultrasound Announcement Pillows

"Congratulations! It's centuplets!"

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

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"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

Smartphone Sonogram

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

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Halloween Mobile

'That's his foot, that's his heart, that's a lego you swallowed at some point... weirdo.'

Baby Footballer

"So, Mrs. Fessler, I understand you're a stand-up comic."

'Now that we've dispensed with minutes of our last meeting, I'd like to introduce the first item under 'new business'. I'm pregnant.'

'Don't worry they normally look like little humas during the early scans.'

'He's lookin' at me!'

She Had Enough To Drink.

"I got a job for the king!" "Shirley, you jest!"

"Did you want to know if the baby's a boy or a girl?"

"The ultrasound showed it wasn't a pearl, but I am pregnant."

Announcement at teatime

"No. I can't tell if it's a...Mug or tie. Either way, happy Father's Day."

'Would you like your ultrasound photos standard, high definition, 3-D, or 4K ultra HD?'

'The sonogram shows that you are carrying twins. I think they're going to get along very well. They seem to be hugging.'

'This is a secret family recipe. Speaking of family secrets, you were adopted.'

Surprise

"@BabyEthan just endorsed you for the skill: Obstetric Sonography."