First Ultrasound Pillows

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

Smartphone Sonogram

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

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'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Pajama Day 743

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

A very young man being hired as a groom.

'I don't know what he does, but I'm afraid to ask.'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

'And I see you've listed opposable thumbs as your greatest asset...'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

The Paper Route

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

Responsibility and duties

"Here's a manual of our rules and a CD that covers our unwritten rules.

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

"What are your other qualifications besides 'my daddy owns the company'?"

'We offer full benefits. A desk, a chair and your very own cubicle.'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

'We're looking for someone who is willing to just do their job.'

'I didn't have time to prepare a resume.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

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