Ultrasound Aficionados Pillows

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

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Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

"Congratulations! It's centuplets!"

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

"Romance"

Baby Footballer

'Don't worry they normally look like little humas during the early scans.'

"The ultrasound showed it wasn't a pearl, but I am pregnant."

She Had Enough To Drink.

Musical Accidents

'The part of your brain you used to diagnose what is wrong with you is what is wrong with you.'

"No. I can't tell if it's a...Mug or tie. Either way, happy Father's Day."

"Yeah sure, I can erase all the silly videos of you that your master has posted on the internet. It's my most popular service..."

'Would you like your ultrasound photos standard, high definition, 3-D, or 4K ultra HD?'

"@BabyEthan just endorsed you for the skill: Obstetric Sonography."

Surprise

'Do you want to know if your child will be a viral internet sensation?'

"It's not gas...it's sibling rivalry."

:Time to check out a YouTube video?"

'No, there's only one baby Mrs Kong, but it looks like a very big one!'