Ultrasound Enthusiast Pillows

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

She Had Enough To Drink.

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

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There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

Little doctor.

"Tong!"

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

Artist and Musician

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

Parts Department

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Doctors

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'Urology...can you hold?'

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Ultra Sound/Downloading.