Ultrasound Technician Pillows

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

'Don't worry they normally look like little humas during the early scans.'

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"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

'No, there's only one baby Mrs Kong, but it looks like a very big one!'

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

'No, there's only one baby Mrs Kong, but it looks like a very big one!'

"Perhaps you'd care to elaborate a bit more on your alien-abduction-weekend."

"@BabyEthan just endorsed you for the skill: Obstetric Sonography."

"It's not gas...it's sibling rivalry."

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Baby Footballer

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"No. I can't tell if it's a...Mug or tie. Either way, happy Father's Day."

Ultrasound Monitor makes Doctors Laugh.

'Do you want to know if your child will be a viral internet sensation?'

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

Hospital Baby Scanning Unit

"The ultrasound showed it wasn't a pearl, but I am pregnant."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

Subwoofer

Man and Machine snoozing

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Smartphone Sonogram

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"