Universal Sound Enthusiast Pillows

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

Artist and Musician

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

"Tong!"

My other cello is a Stradivari

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Library Grand Opening

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

The Gong

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

"Being heard got me where I am today."

Playing dustbins