Universal Sound Enthusiast Gifts

Satellite radio DJ Lenny Purtz.

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

My other cello is a Stradivari

Artist and Musician

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"Tong!"

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Library Grand Opening

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

Playing dustbins

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"Being heard got me where I am today."

The Gong