First Ultrasound Gifts

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

Smartphone Sonogram

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

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'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Pajama Day 743

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

A very young man being hired as a groom.

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'And I see you've listed opposable thumbs as your greatest asset...'

'I don't know what he does, but I'm afraid to ask.'

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

The Paper Route

"That's nice, but do you have any references other than your Mom?"

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

Responsibility and duties

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Here's a manual of our rules and a CD that covers our unwritten rules.

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

'We offer full benefits. A desk, a chair and your very own cubicle.'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

'We're looking for someone who is willing to just do their job.'

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

"What are your other qualifications besides 'my daddy owns the company'?"

'I didn't have time to prepare a resume.'

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

'And that,and that,and that...'