First Audit Gifts

'Darling...our first audit!'

"Just be yourself."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

Airport Security.

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'Are we there yet?'

The World's Easiest Airport

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

"Too bright."

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

A DIY disaster.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

A private jet takes off

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

Airplane Mode.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

The IRS emptied my pouch.

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

Airliner

Counting dollars

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Smartphone Sonogram

IRS Audit Section

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

Airport