First Apartment Gifts

Kevin's First Apartment

"I hope you don't mind, but I used your toothbrush."

"Too bright."

Washing Line - "I thought you wanted a clothes dryer." (Colour)

"Nowadays we all have to make sacrifices and 2500 bucks a month for this beautiful two-room apartment is really not too much to ask."

Painting the ceiling with a paint roller attached to an umbrella.

A DIY disaster.

'Hi, this is Wilbur Gurkenman, your real estate agent! I've found a single room apartment I think you can afford...'

'I can't find my key.'

'I tried to get rid of his old chair by moving it into the closet.'

"You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear, but you can make a killer Bolognese sauce."

"Everyone seems to be having no trouble assembling our products. Apparently, we're making our instructions too easy."

IKEA Book

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

Well, obviously, we can't live with MY parents …

"We can put all your stuff in there!"

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

Security.

"You've never seen anything so squalid. No bigger than a broom cupboard, rat infested, filthy... But it's all I can afford within commuting distance of the office!"

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Late night teddy reading

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

'At lone at last.'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Moving in

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Upper West Side Story