Firsts Gifts

"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Just be yourself."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

Piano Recital

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

What's the big surprise? All the latest theories of linguistics say we're born with the innate capacity for generating sentences.

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

'She said her first words today.'

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

Baby Crossword Puzzle.

'He said his first words today - 'dividend reinvest'.'

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

'He's about to destroy his first city and you're in a meeting?'

First-Customer-Earned

"I was hoping her first sentence would be, 'I love you, mommy.' Not, 'what's the Wi-Fi password?'"

'He said his first buzz word today!'

"Junior learned his first word today"