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"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"

"Just be yourself."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Piano Recital

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

What's the big surprise? All the latest theories of linguistics say we're born with the innate capacity for generating sentences.

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'

'She said her first words today.'

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

"We're doing a skit of Peter Rabbit at school. I'm the potting soil."

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

Baby Crossword Puzzle.

'He said his first words today - 'dividend reinvest'.'

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

'He said his first buzz word today!'

'Yes, doctor, I sang to her constantly as a baby. Her first words were ‘Gimme Ipod'.'

First-Customer-Earned

'He's about to destroy his first city and you're in a meeting?'

"Junior learned his first word today"