First Exam Gifts

'It's not his fault Miss! He's been awake all night worrying about the exam!'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Airport Security.

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'Are we there yet?'

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Nervous Oral Testing

The World's Easiest Airport

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

GCSEs

A private jet takes off

Airplane Mode.

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Examinations.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

"We thought this was more realistic."

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'