Ultrasound Checkup Gifts

"Google predicts it's going to be archaeologist."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

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'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

I'm trying to read your test results from urology, but their server can only stream them a little bit at a time.

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"I haven't lost any weight after two weeks of dieting, but my hair's getting thinner."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

Turn your head and laugh.

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

"The cape comes off too."

"I try to 'go with the flow' doc, but my prostate is an unwilling participant!"

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"Congratulations! It's centuplets!"

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

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