Ultrasound Checkup Prints

"Google predicts it's going to be archaeologist."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

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'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"I haven't lost any weight after two weeks of dieting, but my hair's getting thinner."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

"I try to 'go with the flow' doc, but my prostate is an unwilling participant!"

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"Congratulations! It's centuplets!"

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

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