Ultrasound Enthusiasts Gifts

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'Would you like your ultrasound photos standard, high definition, 3-D, or 4K ultra HD?'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

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'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

Artist and Musician

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Baby Footballer

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

'That's his foot, that's his heart, that's a lego you swallowed at some point... weirdo.'

The Gong

'Don't worry they normally look like little humas during the early scans.'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'He's lookin' at me!'

Musical Accidents

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

She Had Enough To Drink.

"Did you want to know if the baby's a boy or a girl?"

"The ultrasound showed it wasn't a pearl, but I am pregnant."