Ultrasound Technicians T-Shirts

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

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'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

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'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Man and Machine snoozing

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

"Congratulations! It's centuplets!"

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Baby Footballer

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

NYC Department of Sanitation

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

"Turn down the bass."