Two-wheeled Healers Gifts

Surgeon on bike.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Drool Marks

The Fast Lane.

Food deliverer's baby.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

"They can steal my bike, but they can't take my dignity."

Biker chopper shopper

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Biker and Cyclist.

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

"What an amazing view!"

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

"USA map"

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

"Aren't you glad now that you suggested we get a hobby that would bring us closer together?"

Man on bike

"It cuts air resistance."

Surgeon requests patient's motorbike if operation is unsucessful.

"That settles it, John! We're getting this bike a tune-up!"

Bicycle helmet for two.

'All those years I rode those small bikes...well, as you can see, those days are over.'

Cycling Deaths

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

'May I help you?'

The Tour de Pants.