Two-wheeled Healers Mugs

Surgeon on bike.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Drool Marks

The Fast Lane.

Food deliverer's baby.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Biker chopper shopper

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Biker and Cyclist.

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

"What an amazing view!"

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

"USA map"

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

"Aren't you glad now that you suggested we get a hobby that would bring us closer together?"

"It cuts air resistance."

Man on bike

Surgeon requests patient's motorbike if operation is unsucessful.

"That settles it, John! We're getting this bike a tune-up!"

Bicycle helmet for two.

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

Cycling Deaths

'All those years I rode those small bikes...well, as you can see, those days are over.'

'May I help you?'

The Tour de Pants.

Bike lane.