Twist And Turns Fan Gifts

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

"You've changed."

"Are you talking down to me, Evans? Because I don't like it when people talk down to me."

Sand danger

Horse draws a baby carriage.

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

Sandy Floss

'Day two at the...brain transplant institute.'

Fairy tale

"The court granted me a new identity!"

The revenge of Russell

Dog dreaming about walking his owner on a lead.

Drusilla realised how different her boss looked now they met after hours.

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

Winter in the City

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Shark Fishing

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

Closet.

Curling Rocks!

"And then, having shaped up, he shipped out."

"Mr. Butler, your three o'clock is waiting."

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.